
No. Unfortunately.
Yesterday I was in our own busy little down-town post office, waiting in line with several others and next to a woman with a baby that I'd struck up a non-verbal conversation with, when the upper half of a uniformed woman spoke through the firedoors from the lobby. "There's several of our new automated postage machines out here, if anyone would like to try one." She smiled. We in line smiled back. She smiled again. We smiled again. She stopped smiling. She slipped back out the door. And we went back to our waiting, together, to interact with a real, live human being.
Now that's weird, eh?